dragons4life

Apr 23

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

Apr 23

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Apr 23
Apr 23

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

Apr 23
wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole
Apr 23
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

Apr 23

Send me a fandom and I’ll answer:

spockemon:

neon—truth:

How long I’ve been in the fandom (if at all):
My favorite male character:
My favorite female character:
1 OTP:
1 NOTP:
Funniest character:
Prettiest character:
Most annoying character:
Most badass character:
Character I want as my best friend:
Female character I’d marry:
Male character I’d marry:
Least favorite character:
Pretty please?

Apr 23
dreamberks:

Requested by radioactive-hurricane
Apr 23

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

Apr 23
pinklikeme:

cuteness-daily:

RELEASE THE PIGS!

oh my goodness

pinklikeme:

cuteness-daily:

RELEASE THE PIGS!

oh my goodness